Thursday, February 19, 2009

Will's Favorite Albums

This is a list of my favorite albums. It's incomplete because it's based on my iTunes ratings and I haven't rated everything in my library yet. (Don't worry, I like The Beatles.) I'm planning to post updated versions of this list as my taste changes and as I listen to more music. In addition to ranking the albums, I've given them Pitchfork-style ratings (out of 10.0). Everything here is great and comes recommended by me, and I hope you're moved to check out some music!


#1: Steve Reich - Music for 18 Musicians [Nonesuch]
Rating: 10.0
#2: My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
Rating: 10.0
#3: Plastikman - Consumed
Rating: 9.9
#4: Brian Wilson Presents Smile
Rating: 9.8
#5: Lilys - The 3 Way
Rating: 9.8
#6: Stevie Wonder - Innervisions
Rating: 9.6
#7: Sunny Day Real Estate - How It Feels to Be Something On
Rating: 9.4
#8: Autechre - Peel Session
Rating: 9.3
#9: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture, Romeo & Juliet, etc. [Dorati]
Rating: 9.2
#10: Sloan - One Chord to Another
Rating: 9.0
#11: B.B. King - Live at the Regal
Rating: 9.0
#12: Autechre - Gantz Graf
Rating: 8.9
#13: Electric Light Orchestra - Out of the Blue
Rating: 8.9
#14: Jellyfish - Spilt Milk
Rating: 8.8
#15: Ben Folds Five - Whatever and Ever Amen
Rating: 8.7
#16: Metallica - Master of Puppets
Rating: 8.5
#17: Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Rating: 8.5
#18: Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
Rating: 8.4
#19: The New Pornographers - The Electric Version
Rating: 8.4
#20: Javelins - No Plants Just Animals
Rating: 8.4
#21: Radiohead - The Bends
Rating: 8.4
#22: Wilco - A.M.
Rating: 8.3
#23: Oval - 94 Diskont
Rating: 8.3
#24: Parliament - Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome
Rating: 8.3
#25: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
Rating: 8.2
#26: The Byrds - Mr. Tambourine Man [Bonus Tracks]
Rating: 8.2
#27: Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister
Rating: 8.2
#28: Jackson Browne - Saturate Before Using
Rating: 8.2

#29: Stereolab - Dots and Loops
Rating: 8.1
#30: Pink Floyd - Meddle
Rating: 8.1
#31: 4 Hero - Two Pages [Japanese Version]
Rating: 8.0
#32: Richie Hawtin/Sven Väth - The Sound of the Third Season
Rating: 8.0
#33: Sander Kleinenberg - Essential Mix
Rating: 8.0
#34: Autechre - Chiastic Slide
Rating: 8.0
#35: Autechre - Untilted
Rating: 8.0
#36: Richie Hawtin - Decks, EFX & 909
Rating: 8.0
#37: Richie Hawtin - DE9: Closer to the Edit
Rating: 8.0
#38: Blinker the Star - August Everywhere
Rating: 8.0
#39: Led Zeppelin - III
Rating: 8.0
#40: Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Rating: 8.0
#41: Led Zeppelin - IV
Rating: 8.0
#42: The Fags - The Fags
Rating: 8.0
#43: Arcade Fire - Funeral
Rating: 7.9
#44: The Cars - The Cars
Rating: 7.8
#45: Alice in Chains - Sap
Rating: 7.3

#46: Ben Folds - Sunny 16
Rating: 7.3

Monday, April 14, 2008

The Child Bite Photo Booth

My good pals in the Detroit band Child Bite held a CD release show for their new album Fantastic Gusts of Blood at the Pike Room in Pontiac, MI on Saturday. The lyrics of the album represent their take on ancient myths, and Child Bite had five friends dress up as mythological "monsters" from the album and appear at the show. A photo booth -- featuring a backdrop created by Dan DeMaggio -- was set up so that people could have their photos taken with the monsters. I took the photos.

Here's a link to the Flickr set.

And here are a few of my favorites:





Monday, March 24, 2008

Bullying in Fayetteville, Arkansas


I was horrified by a front-page story that the New York Times ran today on the bullying of a high school sophomore in Fayetteville, Arkansas. The article details the numerous run-ins with bullies of one Billy Wolfe, and the sometimes shocking injuries he's received at their hands. The bullying continues, so apparently the school district isn't doing enough.

I wrote this to the Fayetteville school district today:
I read with dismay today an article on the front page of the New York Times about the bullying of one Billy Wolfe, a high school student in Fayetteville. It appears that Billy has been suffering horrific treatment at the hands of bullies, and that he has not been getting the help he needs from school officials. I think the Fayetteville Public Schools would do well to issue a statement outlining what it intends to do in this case, and how it intends to prevent such bullying from happening to other students in the future. Thank you.
Seeing as it's the most prominent religious group in the state of Arkansas, I thought the Southern Baptist Convention should also be concerned, so I wrote this to their Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission:
I read with dismay today a front-page New York Times article detailing the bullying of a high school student named Billy Wolfe in Fayetteville, Arkansas. (The article can be found at http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/24/us/24land.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1) Wolfe has suffered repeated physical and verbal assaults from bullies. Often, these bullies accuse him of being homosexual (which he is not), and use it to justify their actions. For example, an anti-Billy Wolfe Facebook group started by a couple bullies carried the following description: "There is no reason anyone should like billy he’s a little bitch. And a homosexual that NO ONE LIKES." (Forgive the profanity and circular reasoning.)

In a cursory examination of the SBC website, I found much discussion of homosexuality, but none of bullying. As the most prominent religious group in the state of Arkansas, I think the SBC would do well to offer a strong statement on its position on school bullying and to make clear that, regardless of its position on homosexuality, it denounces using others' supposed homosexuality as a pretense for violence against them. Thank you.
With those emails sent, I decided to do a little analysis of portions of the NYT article. Here's that, with my comments in red:
A car the color of a school bus pulls up with a boy who tells his brother beside him that he’s going to beat up Billy Wolfe. While one records the assault with a cellphone camera, the other walks up to the oblivious Billy and punches him hard enough to leave a fist-size welt on his forehead. This is criminal, unprovoked assault, right? Caught on camera, right? Were criminal charges brought against the assailant? If not, why not?

...addressing the bullying of Billy has become a second job for his parents...They also reject any suggestion that they should move out of the district because of this. We have a system of law and order, and one thing this system should strive to ensure is that innocent people don't have to move because they're being harassed and assaulted. I'm sure anyone who's suggested to the Wolfe family that they move is trying to be practical and helpful, but the article makes clear that not enough has been done by authorities - school or law enforcement - to help the Wolfe family. This is a failure of the system, and all citizens should be concerned.

Not long after, a boy on the school bus pummeled Billy, but somehow Billy was the one suspended, despite his pleas that the bus’s security camera would prove his innocence. Days later, Ms. Wolfe recalls, the principal summoned her, presented a box of tissues, and played the bus video that clearly showed Billy was telling the truth. WTF? This makes the school authorities sound pretty incompetent, and in the magical land where organizations promptly respond to demands from willyates.com for statements, the Fayetteville Schools would address this incident in that statement I'm hoping they'll issue.

Billy, busy building a miniature house, didn’t see it coming: the boy hit him so hard in the left cheek that he briefly lost consciousness. Ms. Wolfe remembers the family dentist sewing up the inside of Billy’s cheek, and a school official refusing to call the police, saying it looked like Billy got what he deserved. Uh, this sounds like a total failure to act like a school official on the part of the school official. If this is a fair account of what happened, the official should be disciplined.
Given the multiple times Billy Wolfe has lost consciousness from sucker punches, I'd say he's at risk for brain damage from all this bullying he's been receiving. The Wolfe family is considering a lawsuit against the Fayetteville Schools, but such a lawsuit will not undo all the misery that Billy and his family have suffered. I hope that Fayetteville and other school districts consider this article a wake-up call, and that officials do their professional duty, not to mention their basic moral duty, to combat school bullying in the future.

And the bullies? They need to cut it out. If they're interested in the quality of their own future as adults, anyone who writes and believes something as poorly constructed, fallacious and hateful as "There is no reason anyone should like billy he’s a little bitch. And a homosexual that NO ONE LIKES", should focus more on their education and less on being a bully. They'll be glad they did.
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Monday, March 17, 2008

"Politically Correct Non-sense"?


While dogsitting tonight, I managed to catch a good chunk of the first half of the new documentary Black Magic on ESPN. Black Magic recounts the days when college and professional basketball were largely segregated and most black players attended historically black colleges and universities. I loved what I saw, and when I got home I started looking around on the internet for commentary about the movie. I came across a supportive entry on a blog called The Black Fives and read it, and then continued through the comments. Based on what I was reading, along with a few news articles I had read (mere anecdotal evidence, to be sure), I was feeling good about the fact that everyone seemed to agree with me on the merits of Black Magic.

But then I made it to comment #5, written by one John Robinson. Robinson has a contrarian view of Black Magic; he sees it as "politically correct non-sense [sic]". First I bristled at his post and closed the browser tab, but then I got an itch to go back, examine it and give it the annotation treatment I previously gave to a Washington Times editorial. So here ya go. Robinson's comment is in black type and my point-by-point responses are in [willyates.com innovation alert] the color red:
Great. So ESPN has now succumbed to the politically correct non-sense that America and it’s entire history is the story of evil White racists oppressing everyone. John Robinson believes that the broadcasting of Black Magic signals a change in the editorial position of ESPN. However, he fails to convince me here that ESPN believes that "American and it's [sic] entire history is the story of evil White racists oppressing everyone." Did ESPN ever say that? My guess is that ESPN wouldn't believe such a statement, and neither would the makers of Black Magic. I'm willing to concede that there are people that actually think this way, but I fail to see the connection between them and ESPN or the makers of Black Magic. Doesn’t this stuff belong on PBS with the endless Ken Burns documentaries on the same subject- telling us how great Black heavy weight boxer Jack Johnson was for marrying White prostitutes and beating down White boxing challengers? I suppose it's a matter of opinion which network should be broadcasting Black Magic. However, I thought it did just fine on ESPN.

Note that the next sentence is a doozy, requiring much analysis from me.

Hey folks, I got news for you. Black NBA basketball players are not “oppressed” people - they are and have been very well paid, privileged people, very lucky to have lived, prospered in America - an America that is so hated by these lying PC marxists. John Robinson doesn't distinguish enough for me between the black NBA players of today and those of the time period covered in Black Magic. I haven't seen the entire documentary (neither, I would wager, has John Robinson), so I don't know how close to the present day it reaches. However, the parts I saw dealt exclusively with the time before and shortly after blacks began appearing in the NBA. In those early days of integration, the number of blacks on a professional squad was limited, often to just one or two. So in one sense of the word "lucky", you might say those few black players who made it were "lucky". But take someone like Cleo Hill, whose story is described in the movie. Some of the interviewees consider him one of the greatest ever players of basketball, but when he joined the St. Louis Hawks he was quickly removed from the team and then blackballed in the NBA, apparently because a few of his white teammates were unhappy that his high scoring average was driving down their own scoring averages. Cleo Hill never played in the NBA again. Was he "lucky"? We're all lucky to have lived, and I think we're all lucky to live in America, but as far as black basketball players go, I would not call Cleo Hill one of the lucky ones.

Now, there's this phrase: "an America that is so hated by these lying PC marxists." Here, John Robinson fails to make it clear who it is that hates America, and why they are a) liars, b) politically correct and c) Marxists. My guess is that ESPN does not hate America, and neither do the makers of Black Magic.

Who are the liars, and what are they lying about? Black Magic, like any documentary, or any sort of history, may have inaccuracies, but I think it's standard decent-person-protocol to give its claims the benefit of the doubt when there's no evidence to support believing otherwise. The movie is largely made up of people talking about their own lives as they lived them. Sure, you can doubt them, just like you can doubt anyone, anytime, but without any evidence to do so you're not really getting us anywhere.

What's politically correct about Black Magic? Again, the movie is largely composed of people telling their own personal stories as they remember them. That's not political correctness; that's the truth, or at least as close as the interviewees' memories will get us.

Finally, John Robinson's mention of "Marxists" is baffling to me. Where does Marxism fit into this at all? No mention is made of Marxism in the parts of the movie I saw. I saw no critique of capitalism, nothing. So who's a Marxist? What makes them a Marxist? As far as I know, ESPN is not a Marxist organization, and the filmmakers and interviewees are not Marxists. If in fact any of them are Marxists, I saw no signs of them inserting their views on that subject into the movie.

Wasn’t Magic Johnson a consultant on this film? How is Magic Johnson an oppressed victim of evil White racists? Who said that Magic Johnson is an "oppressed victim of evil White racists?" Again, I didn't watch the whole movie (as I write this, half hasn't been aired), but it did not seem to be hurtling inevitably toward the claim that Magic Johnson is an "oppressed victim of evil White racists." This movie is about its subjects, not about its consultants.

ESPN should be about sports, not pushing lying revisionist hate Whitey history. John Robinson offers no evidence that Black Magic contains lies, historical revisionism or hatred of white people. Like I said, I'm guessing he hasn't seen it, so how can he even make this claim? I would like an example of a lie told within the movie.

Black Magic is a documentary about sports history. That seems close enough to ESPN's usual fare to be acceptable programming. If ESPN started an "ESPN History" network, I wonder whether John Robinson would consider it OK for Black Magic to be aired there. On a lighter note, I hope John Robinson is at least this mad about MTV's low-on-music program lineup. (I'd be right there with him for that argument.)

If ESPN or any other network wants to look at the injustice done to Black college basketball players, they examine the terrible exploitation of Black college basketball players who get

NO EDUCATION AT COLLEGE

Most don’t graduate, those that do, few have any real skills. Back in the bad old days of the 50s and 60s, Black College basketball players were forced to go to class and take real college courses. Oscar Robertson and Kareem came out of college knowing how to read, write, had some knowledge of geography, history and not this PC crap.

First of all, ESPN or any other network can air whatever they want. Asking questions about the education that today's college basketball players get is certainly a valid thing to do, but why can't someone make a documentary about race and basketball in the mid-20th century? Luckily, they can, they did, and I liked it. If someone were to make a documentary about the education of today's college basketball players, I'd be happy to watch that too. There's no mutual exclusivity here.

I would like to see evidence to back up the claim that, of the black college basketball players who graduate these days, "few have any real skills." I would also like to read more about how today's college basketball players are being fed "PC crap".

What’s next? Will ESPN do a hard hitting documentary on the evil White racist Duke Lacrosse team that supposedly raped and tortured poor Black women? Will lying race hustlers like Jessie Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton become highly paid ESPN “Diversity” consultants?

What does the Duke lacrosse team incident have to do with this? Does John Robinson think that anyone at ESPN believes the Duke Lacrosse team "raped and tortured poor Black women", or that there's the slightest chance they would believe that someday? I know that John Robinson means this as an exaggeration, but since I think he's already argued that the folks at ESPN are America-hating, lying, PC Marxists, it doesn't seem a far stretch for me to ask these questions.

Hey ESPN - get back to covering real sports and leave the lying PC BS to PBS…. lots of BS on PBS and now also on ESPN.

Have a nice day folks.

Thanks!

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Food Fight

"An abridged history of American-centric warfare, from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict." Incredible animation. Here's the official Food Fight website.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I.E. vs. E.G.

While I admire the mention that Quack!/Suburban Sprawl Music gets in Real Detroit Weekly's Best of 2008 list, I must take issue with their incorrect use of the abbreviation "i.e.". If you're not so sure yourself about when to use "i.e." and when to use "e.g." in your writing, this handy article can help you.

EnspiRED: The most hated email in my inbox

I'm a big fan of Gmail's spam filter. It keeps almost everything unwanted out of my inbox. But its powers are no match for the regular unwanted emails I get from a University of Michigan student group called "EnspiRED", no matter how many times I hit "Report Spam". I graduated from the University of Michigan and moved out of Ann Arbor over two years ago, but still I get regular invitations to EnspiRED events. Here's an example:

Auditions dates:
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ The Michigan League Kalamazoo Room from 6pm - 9pm
Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ The Michigan League Ponds Room from 5pm - 10pm

EnspiRED presents.........
EXPOSED: The Apollo

Singers, Dancers, Rappers, Actors, Magicians, Poets, Comedians, Talented People
Come out and show us what you got.......and if you win you get a
BIG ca$h prize!!!!!!!!!!!!


_EnspiRED


Note the clever use of different text colors and multiple exclamation points to really get their point across. Also, any event featuring both rappers and magicians is guaranteed to be bad times. I'm sure these EnspiRED people mean well, but they are egregiously bad at basic emailing. For instance, rather than use the handy BCC field when they send out these unsolicited mass emails, they include every address in the send field, so that all the recipients can see all the other recipients. The recipients list is huge: I stopped counting after 31, which only got me to the end of the "A"s. And keep in mind that many of these recipients are mailing lists themselves.

In my case, the culprit is a mailing list a college friend of mine started maybe four years ago to inform her friends of parties at her house. She and I have both long since graduated, but that matters not to the voracious emailing beast that is the EnspiRED team. Somehow they found the list, and now I and everyone else on it have to pay the price. I emailed my friend a while back to ask her to take me off her list (talking to a list's owner is your only recourse when you want to get off a University of Michigan mailing list) but I didn't hear back. Unless she renews the list, though, it's set to expire on May 12. Until then, I'll have to deal with getting more of these EnspiRED emails in my mailbox.

I wrote EnspiRED to complain, but I doubt I'll hear back. I said:

"Dear EnspiRED, please stop sending out emails to every mailing list you can find. It's annoying. Thanks!"

Sigh...

Paying Students To Excel



The New York Times has a story on the growing popularity of a new educational tactic: some school districts have begun paying students money in exchange for good performance. At first glance, this idea might seem dubious, but I think it's worth supporting. Paying kids money for good grades gives them an immediate, tangible incentive for succeeding in school, and so it should boost performance. Besides helping students do better in school, paying students money for good performance can be seen as a social investment. I don't have any hard evidence to back this up, but my guess is that students who do well in school are, for example, less likely to end up as criminals and more likely to take care of their health. So helping students out now could cut down society's bills for imprisonment and health care later, and it seems to me the savings would probably end up being greater than the rewards paid to students for their good grades.

One principal interviewed in the article says she was concerned about connecting the notion of money with academic success, but on the contrary, I think it would be a good thing to encourage kids to connect the possibility of making money with academic success. (This principal later went on to give the program a try.) As another principal points out, “They can go out there [onto the streets] and make $50 illegally any day of the week. We have to do something to compete with that.” For a lot of kids who are highly skeptical of this going-to-school business and pessimistic about their futures, $50 for an A could be a powerful message that, yes, doing well in school can pay off. If we're trying to keep kids off the proverbial streets, it would be helpful for them to see some of those dividends now, as opposed to just hearing a promise that someday this'll all be worth it.
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Makers of Airborne Settle False-Ad Suit With Refunds

What do you know? Airborne, the "effervescent dietary supplement that was created by a schoolteacher", is bullshit. Score 1 point for skeptical Will, 0 points for natural/herbal remedies and alternative medicine. Cute box though.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Kosovo and the end of national liberation

Here's an interesting contrarian viewpoint on Kosovo's newly declared independence. The author, Philip Cunliffe, argues that Kosovo is a sort of EU puppet state, and that its "supervised independence" sets a dangerous precedent for the future of international relations.
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Find out how fascist you are

Here's a test you can take to find out fascist you are, sent to be my Nolan S. I scored a "2.4333...", making me a "liberal airhead".

Sunday, December 16, 2007

A dubious decision on crack cocaine?: A sentence-by-sentence analysis of a Washington Times editorial

The U.S. Supreme Court recently ruled that federal judges can stray outside of federal sentencing guidelines when sentencing crack cocaine-related cases. Over the past several years, there's been much concern voiced over sentencing disparities between powder cocaine and crack: for instance, it takes possession of 500 grams of powder cocaine to get yourself a 5-year mandatory minimum sentence, but only 5 grams of crack to get the same mandatory minimum. Shortly after the Supreme Court decision, the U.S. Sentencing Commission voted to apply the new sentencing leeway retroactively. So now, if a federal judge OKs it, a prisoner convicted of a crack-related offense may be able to get out of prison early. I was skimming through the Google News page on the topic, and I noticed that almost all the linked editorials supported these developments, all save one gadfly: the Washington Times.

Personally, I think the recent decisions are positive developments, because I don't think that imprisonment is the proper societal response to people abusing drugs. As it turns out, though, not everyone agrees with me. (Can you imagine?) I thought I'd take a close look at the Washington Times editorial and see if I could pinpoint where our differences lie. Perhaps I would find errors in the Times's reasoning, or maybe I'd find errors in my own, but either way I was sure to have a good time. And so, I present to you a sentence-by-sentence analysis of a Washington Times editorial on the subject of the federal sentencing of crack cocaine offenses.

First, if you're interested, some links:

The Supreme Court decision [.pdf]
The U.S. Sentencing Commission Press Release
The Washington Times editorial

And now, the analysis. The Washington Times editorial is in italics:

A dubious decision on crack cocaine

The U.S. Sentencing Commission's unanimous vote to grant retroactive leniency on federal sentences for crack-cocaine offenses is an unwise decision.

So far we can gather that the Washington Times is not happy about recent developments.

In its decision, the commission opened the possibility of granting free passes to nearly 20,000 prisoners, many of them from violent gangs, who are serving time on crack-cocaine sentences in facilities across the country.

"Free passes"? That's a bit of an overstatement. What we're talking about here is the possibility of a reduced sentence, at the discretion of a federal judge. Anyone released will still have served significant prison time. For instance, in the particular case that the Supreme Court decided, the defendant still faces a 15-year mandatory minimum.

"Nearly 20,000 prisoners": The inclusion of this number seems to be intended to give the reader pause: "Wait, they're going to let out 20,000 prisoners onto our streets? Ack!" Another way to look at this would be that 20,000 people will be rescued from having to serve sentences that are unfairly harsh.

"violent gangs": It's immaterial whether the prisoners in question belong to violent gangs. Any sentence reduction they may get will be based on their possession or distribution of crack cocaine, not on any violent acts they may have been involved in. (And federal judges are instructed in the Sentencing Commission's decision to consider the public safety consequences of releasing a defendant from prison early when sentencing.) We've got laws to punish people that commit violent acts; we shouldn't have to rely on the sentencing disparity between crack and powder cocaine to help solve our violent gang problem.

Offered as an amendment to the Federal Sentencing Guidelines, the rule will take retroactive effect March 3 because Congress failed to step in and ensure that drug abusers fulfill their terms of punishment.

"failed"? Maybe Congress chose not to step in.

"...their terms of punishment"? The terms of punishment have changed; that's the whole point. The Supreme Court and U.S. Sentencing Commission have decided that some people currently imprisoned for crack cocaine offenses may have been given overly harsh sentences, and now they will allow federal judges to right those wrongs, at the judges' discretion. In such cases, the original terms of punishment have now been deemed incorrect, and new terms of punishment will be assigned. It is not a prima facie failure that Congress did nothing to stop this development.

The commission's vote came on the heels of a 7-2 decision Monday by the Supreme Court, allowing federal judges to ignore federal sentencing guidelines and grant shorter prison terms for crack-cocaine cases.


This is a statement of fact, so no complaints here.

Proponents of the Sentencing Commission's decision try to allay fears by citing the fact that the affected 20,000 prisoners would be eligible for release over a 30-year period, lessening the potential backlash that could come from a release en masse.

This seems to suggest that the Supreme Court and Sentencing Commission should have considered a potential public backlash when making their decisions. For all I know, there's legal precedent for this, but it strikes me as wrong. If certain prisoners are currently unjustly imprisoned, they should be released because it's the right thing to do, public opinion be damned. We're a country that operates on laws, not mob rule.

However, this fact does little to quell skepticism, according to the Department of Justice, which opposes the retroactive leniency. According to the Justice Department, about 23 percent of these prisoners would be eligible for release within the next year, with nearly 10 percent of those becoming eligible immediately upon the effective date. Nearly half of the total defendants, or 47 percent, could be released by the third year and 66 percent by the fifth year. That's 13,200 of the criminals who would be released into our streets before serving their full sentence.

Note that the numbers given here are maximums. As I understand it, these are the prisoners whose cases will be eligible for review by a federal judge. Not all of them are guaranteed an early release.

"our streets": This is based on an 'us vs. them' mentality: there are us good people, and then there are the criminals. To be sure, there are plenty of criminals who have done despicable things, plenty that I never want to encounter in my life, criminals that I think it's important we separate from the rest of society. But at the same time, by emotionally detaching ourselves from criminals using an 'us vs. them' mentality, we're being unrealistic and hampering our own efforts at fighting crime. I think that true progress against crime will come when we understand what it is that makes a person, not a "them", commit crime.

"...serving their full sentence": I repeat: we're changing their full sentence. If a federal judge reduces a prisoner's sentence, the resulting sentence is the new full sentence. The point is that the original sentences were too harsh, and we're righting a wrong by changing them. Nobody will get released "before" their full sentence is up. I don't know why the Washington Times editors place any stock in the original sentences. The same legal process that led to those original sentences is what will now lead to the reduced sentences, so why stay attached to the old ones?

House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers, Michigan Democrat, and Congressional Black Caucus Chairwoman Carolyn Kilpatrick, Michigan Democrat, hailed the commission's vote as a step toward closing what they see as an unfair racial gap between federal crack-cocaine and powder-cocaine sentences. It seems crack is the drug of choice among blacks and whites prefer powder, since an estimated 86 percent of these nearly 20,000 criminals who could receive commuted sentences for crack-related offenses are black. Mr. Conyers, who is black, has promised to hold hearings in hopes of granting further laxity for crack offenders, since they typically receive harsher sentences than their powder counterparts. However, these charges of racism are overblown; that's because our judicial system recognizes that crack is the more potent and deadly of the two.

Glad to see some politicians from my area of the country in the national news.

I'm not sure why it's relevant to the argument that John Conyers is black. The fact that he's black might make him more prone to advocate for issues of concern to other black people, but I don't see how that helps the argument here.

I've got nothing to say about the racism angle of all this, but it's clear to me that the sentencing disparity between crack and powder cocaine is unfair. I'd like to see some evidence that crack is the more "potent and deadly" of the two, but even if I grant that point, is it 100 times as potent and deadly? You get the same mandatory minimum sentence for possessing 5 grams of crack that you do for possessing 500 grams of powder cocaine. If the judicial system "recognizes" that crack is 100 times more potent and deadly than powder cocaine, the judicial system is just wrong.

Justice Department officials have also pointed out that the retroactive sentencing laxity will waste taxpayer dollars that should go toward prosecuting crime. Instead, taxpayers will pay for the clogging of our justice system with resentencing cases. Of course, this comes at a time when violent crime is on the rise in many inner-city areas. But the Sentencing Commission is apparently oblivious to the public-safety consequences of turning loose tens of thousands of drug-addicted ex-convicts — many of whom will be coming back to poor, inner-city communities already struggling under the weight of drug addiction and crime.

All the points raised in this final paragraph are immaterial to the decisions of the Supreme Court and Sentencing Commission. The Court and the Commission both acted to right past wrongs: they decided that some people may have been given overly harsh sentences for crack cocaine offenses, and now we're going to allow federal judges to reduce those sentences where appropriate in an attempt to do the right thing. It doesn't matter that it will cost money to see this through, what matters is doing the right thing. If money needed for the effective prosecution of crime ends up being diverted, then more prosecuting money should be appropriated. If these decisions result in a clogged justice system, that's the fault of the justice system -- not the fault of the decision-makers who were trying to do the right thing -- and we should address that issue separately. Meanwhile, recidivism is undeniably a problem, but it's no more a problem in this case than it is for any sentencing decision. No matter what sentence you give someone for a crime, recidivism will be a concern; in this situation, we're only concerned with whether the sentence given was the right one. It's not clear what effect the sentence reductions will have on recidivism rates, and as I mentioned, federal judges have been instructed to take public safety concerns into account when deciding whether to reduce a sentence.

To say that the Sentencing Commission is "turning loose tens of thousands of drug-addicted ex-convicts" is misleading. In the case decided by the Supreme Court, the issue at hand was whether a judge's sentence of 15 years in prison was inappropriately short given that the sentencing guidelines recommend 19 to 22.5 years. The 15-year sentence is just a 25% or so reduction from the sentence recommended by the guidelines. Now, I haven't done my homework, but I imagine that most of the sentence reductions to come would be similar in amount. Plenty of crack cocaine offenders who have served sentences based on the sentencing guidelines would have been released in the coming years anyway, and the annual number of releases will just be bumped up for several years as some prisoners are released sooner. The mental image that the reader gets from "turning loose tens of thousands" is a flood of ex-cons pouring out of the prison gates, but that's not the reality of the situation.

Finally, regarding the claim that our tens of thousands of ex-convicts will be "drug-addicted": how many of the early-release convicts will be addicted? How many were even addicted in the first place? These are not just rhetorical questions; I don't know the answer. The Washington Times seems sure that the ex-convicts will all be addicted upon release, but I'd like to see some evidence to back up that claim. Note that to reach the "tens of thousands" figure, we have to count all the ex-convicts who it is supposed will be released early over the next thirty years. Does The Washington Times expect that all the federal prisoners currently imprisoned for crack cocaine offenses will be addicted when they're finally released, even the ones who won't be released for another thirty years? "Tens of thousands of drug-addicted ex-convicts" is a bit of a stretch.

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Well, that's it for my analysis of a Washington Times editorial. I learned that I don't agree much with this editorial. Hopefully you enjoyed yourself; I did!


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Evolution continues

Two researchers are claiming that human evolution actually has sped up in the last 50,000 years, based on studying the human genome. Here's the NYT story.

One thing I don't get: The article says that the researchers say that 7 percent of human genes bear the signature of natural selection, but aren't all genes the result of natural selection?

Awesome



I would like to point out that the security guard who shot the Colorado church gunman has the last name of "Assam", pronounced AH-som, according to ABC News.
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Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Grief That Made 'Peanuts' Good

Bill Watterson, of Calvin and Hobbes fame, wrote a review of the new Charles Schulz biography (Schulz and Peanuts) for the Wall Street Journal. Seeing as he is both a notorious recluse and an idol of my childhood, any new communication from him is worth noting.
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Food Acidity and Brushing Your Teeth


Here's the FDA's list of the pH of various foods. Why would I care about something like this? Because you're supposed to wait an hour to brush your teeth after eating acidic foods, and I wanted a list of which foods were acidic. Turns out that just about everything is at least slightly acidic, so I will now wait an hour after the bowl of Cheerios I just ate to brush my teeth.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man


I almost always enjoy The Onion, but they have an especially well-written piece up: "Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man". It charts the course of a ten-dollar tip received by a car wash attendant from its beginnings in Reagan's economic policies to the present day. I think this is as good as political satire gets.
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Muggs on The Next Great American Band


Detroit band and all-around sweet dudes The Muggs has made the final cut of 12 on the new American Idol spinoff show, The Next Great American Band. The two-hour first episode airs Friday October 19 at 8 PM on Fox. These dudes have been nothing but swell to me whenever I've run into them, and I'm very excited that a national audience will be exposed to them. I hope they win some hearts and rock some worlds.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Will gets skeptical about ear candles

Every 6 months or so, my ears become so plugged with wax that I have to go to the doctor to get it removed. The removal procedure involves getting your ear blasted by a syringe filled with warm water until all the earwax comes out, followed by the insertion of a tiny suction gizmo into your ear to get the last little bits. Inconvenient, but something I can live with.

When I mention my earwax problem to my friends, they often respond with "Oh, have you tried ear candles?" If you're not familiar with them, ear candles are hollow candles that people stick in their ears and light. Supposedly, the negative pressure created by the rising hot air sucks the earwax and "toxins" out of your ear.

I've always suspected these were bullshit, but today I did a little digging around on Wikipedia and came up with proof. Ear candles are, in fact, bullshit. Here's the abstract of a study done on this topic, and here's Health Canada's negative statement on Ear Candling. The study I've linked found that ear candles do not create negative pressure in the ears, so that pretty much kills the idea of ear candles, since if you don't have negative pressure nothing gets sucked out. They found that the "earwax" that people find accumulated at the bottom of their ear candle after the procedure is in fact melted candle wax. Beyond this, there are risks associated with ear candling, including hot wax dripping onto your eardrum, which can cause temporary hearing loss. The Health Canada article points out that the importing of ear candles is banned in the U.S. and Canada.

The Michigan Presidential Primary

Well, Barack Obama, John Edwards, Bill Richardson and Joe Biden pulled out of the Michigan Democratic primary to protest its early date. I want to vote for Obama, so how do I do that? Grrr. I'm hereby officially announcing my support for the one-day national presidential primary, so we can put an end to this slippery-slope nonsense. Here's a poorly designed website that advocates for the national primary. It's 3 AM, so that's all I got.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Topps Meat goes out of business after recall

Following a huge beef recall, Topps Meat, the nation's largest producer of frozen hamburgers, has gone out of business. Wow.
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hockeyfights.com

Jon C. brought this to my attention. It's a website that posts video of all the hockey fights from the previous night. Amazing.
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RIAA wins key victory, accused file sharer must pay $220,000

"A Minnesota woman must pay $220,000 to six of the top music labels after a federal jury found on Thursday that she violated their copyright." Link to the cnet story.

The jury decided that it didn't matter whether the accused woman was the person who did the actual file sharing; the fact that it happened at her house, on her computer, makes her responsible. This raises a question in my mind: How many folks over at the RIAA and lawyers that worked on this case for them have family members at home who have shared copyrighted music over the internet? None? I find that hard to believe, unless none of them has kids.

I think what's galling about this decision is the lack of proportion. Why should this one woman have to pay $220,000, when so many other people share files and go scot-free? I think the RIAA is within its legal rights to go after her, but with so many people sharing files these days, you have to ask whether as a society we should just agree to give up on persecuting them. We're in a new technological age, where music, movies, books and more can be encoded digitally and copied in seconds. Compared to the pre-Internet age, this is revolutionary technology; it destroys the old business model. I think trying to stifle the sharing of copyrighted content is a lost cause, and that the RIAA and its analogues in the film and other industries need to give up and accept the fact that sharing has become standard practice for a large chunk of the American populace. This suing people thing is not part of a sustainable business model.

And does the $220,000 figure make sense? That's $9,250 per song. (The RIAA focused its case on 24 songs.) How is a shared MP3 worth anything close to $9,250? Assuming $1 per song, which is close enough to the going rate on iTunes and Amazon right now for MP3s, 9,250 people would have had to download a copy of a song from the accused woman, and that's assuming that all those people would have paid full price for the MP3 if they could not have gotten it from her. I'm sure there's a convincing legal argument to be made for the $9,250 figure, but common sense suggests that it's out of line. At most, the labels may have lost a few bucks per song that the accused woman shared. Can you imagine if the RIAA successfully sued every file sharer in the country for every song shared, at $9,250 a pop?

I don't doubt that the accused woman, much like untold numbers of Americans every day, broke the law by sharing songs on the Internet (though if you ask me, it seems that the people downloading the songs are the ones committing the crimes, not the people sharing the files). But looking at the larger situation here, it seems clear to me that our country has to adapt its copyright law to the new technological reality. We've got to accept, morally, the fact that copying is here to stay, and try to find a new business model for the music business that incorporates this reality.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Happy Clucking Holidays


I can't remember ever clicking on a Google text ad, until now. Presenting Happy Clucking Holidays, "The Greatest Album Of Christmas Music Clucked By A Human Chicken Ever!"
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Friday, September 28, 2007

More Deaths in Myanmar, and Defiance



A wounded Japanese photographer, Kenji Nagai, lay before a Burmese soldier on Thursday in Yangon, Myanmar, as troops attacked protesters. Mr. Nagai later died. - NYT caption.

NYT Story

My idea for the Burmese government: stop oppressing and killing people! When you kill someone for taking pictures of you being a jerk, I can't imagine how that's anything other than an admission that you are wrong, and the protesters are right.

Monday, August 27, 2007

The Ongoing Hunt for Osama bin Laden

Newsweek has a comprehensive account of the current status of the hunt for Osama bin Laden. [via]
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HPV vaccine for fighting cancer in men

The two vaccines currently available for HPV, the ones that can help prevent cervical cancer in females, could be administered to males to help prevent certain types of mouth and throat cancer.
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Recycle your Sony products

Sony, collaborating with Waste Management, will begin recycling all of its products for free.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

175 killed by genocidal suicide bombings in Iraq

175 people were killed and another 200 wounded in coordinated suicide bombings aimed at Yazidis in Iraq. Here's an AP story in the Washington Post. The attacks were apparently in retaliation for the stoning death by Yazidis of a former Yazidi girl who had converted to Islam. The new attacks follow the execution-style killing of 23 Yazidi men, also in apparent retaliation for the stoning death of the girl.

I think it's time for a morality refresher course. Let's play RIGHT or WRONG?
  • Killing someone, in general: WRONG
  • Killing someone because of their religious beliefs or ethnic background: WRONG (also: GENOCIDE)
  • Killing someone because of their choice of romantic partner: WRONG (Duaa Khalil Aswad, the convert, was reportedly stoned to death by her Yazidi relatives, who disapproved of her Muslim boyfriend)
  • Executing 23 people in retaliation for the murder of a single person, a murder they probably had nothing to do with: WRONG
  • Blowing up four trucks, killing 175 people and wounding another 200, and killing yourself in the process: WRONG
The fact that Muslim extremists are now committing genocide against Yazidis in northwestern Iraq raises questions about the Bush Administration's claims that it was the right move, from a war-on-terror perspective, for the U.S. and its allies to invade Iraq. Assuming the perpetrators are Muslim extremists whose sympathies lie with al-Qaeda, one has to wonder whether they would be operating in Iraq committing acts of genocide if the U.S. hadn't invaded. (Of course, for all I know, Saddam Hussein had it out for the Yazidis too.) The bombers are so amoral/immoral that they think it's OK to kill hundreds of people in response to one horrible murder. It appears the invasion of Iraq has helped them, meaning that it was counterproductive as far as the war on terror is concerned.

Multiple Sclerosis vaccine shows signs of promise

An experimental vaccine treatment for people suffering from MS is showing early signs of promise in fighting the disease.
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Monday, August 13, 2007

Chinese Toy Company Head Commits Suicide

Zhang Shuhong, head of the Lee Der Industrial Company, which has made toys for Mattel for fifteen years, was found hanged in a company warehouse in southern China. It seems probable he killed himself as a result of the attention his company has gotten over toys contaminated with lead paint, which can harm children.
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The American Right: Under the Weather

The Economist has an interesting article on the decline of the Republican Party. No fan of conservatism myself, I'm tempted to gloat; but things change quickly in politics, so I'll keep my mouth shut. As the article points out, the Democrats have some weaknesses of their own (viz., the unpopularity of the Democratic Congress, Hillary Clinton's potential to galvanize the conservative base). In any case, American politics promises to be interesting for years to come. I hope that as my generation moves into middle age, we see a shift away from social conservatism.
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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Richmond Flowers, Alabama attorney general who fought segregation

Richmond Flowers, the Alabama attorney general who fought against segregation, but whose record was marred by early proclamations of support for segregation and a bribery conviction, died Thursday.

Reading the NYT article I've linked below reminds me that there was a time in America when some people considered terrorism, including murder, to be a viable option.
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2 Somali Journalists Murdered

Two radio journalists in Somalia were murdered yesterday, the second while returning from the funeral of the first. No one has claimed responsibility.

It seems to me that committing political violence against someone who has done nothing but provide information and political opinion to the world is a tacit admission that your own viewpoint is wrong. These gunmen weren't able to counter the journalists' points with, say, facts. Furthermore, they've demonstrated their lack of respect for human life. So, obviously, they're just morally and politically wrong. Too bad that you can be wrong and still kill people if you want.
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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Saudi religious police beat 8 Shiite Muslims from American and Britain

A group of American and British Muslims say they were detained, threatened and brutally beaten by the Saudi religious police while on pilgrimage in Mecca, supposedly because of their nationalities and Shiite-style prayers. They say they were only released when they were because one had hidden a cellphone from the police and managed to contact family members.
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My 40 Favorite Albums

I updated the list of my favorite 40 albums. One of these days, I'm planning to make a website dedicated to my favorite music, but until then, Listmania! it is.
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Friday, August 10, 2007

Post-workout milk boosts fat burn

A new study found that drinking milk after working out helps build muscle and burn fat.
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Universal Music Will Sell Songs Without Copy Protection

Universal Music, the world's biggest music conglomerate (yeesh), is going to start selling music downloads without copy protection. This is a good move, one I wish they had made five or more years ago. Personally, I'm not paying for any downloads from anyone until they're CD quality (and protection-free), but I'm still excited to see what happens with this. The music business is changing, and I'm excited about the possibilities for where it might end up. I'm particularly hopeful that, with the rise of digital downloads, singles -- not albums -- will become the dominant format, especially for Top 40 acts. This will force acts into a situation where every song matters, and they'll no longer be able to record a bunch of filler. I think this would ultimately help creativity and progression in popular music, because every new song by an artist would have to be a new, exciting artistic statement in order to keep listeners' interest.
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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Two Suspects Now Arrested in Newark Triple-Murder

28-year-old Jose Carranza, a suspect in the horrific recent triple-murder in Newark, N.J., turned himself into Mayor Cory Booker today, joining a 15-year-old boy that was previously arrested. More suspects are being sought. Link to the NYT story.

By the way, Cory Booker is an interesting guy himself. If you don't know much about him, his Wikipedia entry might interest you. The son of IBM executives, he played football at Stanford, was a Rhodes Scholar and has a J.D. from Yale. Since his election to the Newark City Council in 1998, he has chosen to live in rough areas of Newark (e.g., a housing project), despite his cozy upbringing and education. Other highlights of his career include a ten-day hunger strike in a tent on the lawn of a housing project to protest open-air drug dealing and the fact that he is under 24-hour police surveillance because of the Bloods gang's stated desire to assassinate him.

New rules for employers hiring illegal immigrants

New federal rules will force employers to fire employees who provide false social security numbers. This is meant to target the hiring of illegal immigrants. I'm all for enforcing the law, so in that sense I support efforts to crack down on illegal immigration. However, I don't support our current immigration laws. I think that anyone who wants to should be able to come to the U.S. and work. If someone enters the U.S. and starts picking strawberries for money in California, I think they should be considered legal, immediately. If necessary, retroactive paperwork can be filled out.

I've got two reasons for my pro-immigration stance. The first is compassion. I think people are people, no matter where they're from, and they've got the right to pursue happiness, even in a country they weren't born in. The second is practical: I think it's important to keep migrant workers above-ground as much as possible. I see laws like these new rules as just driving illegal immigrants further underground, which only helps organized crime (who might smuggle or otherwise exploit workers) and encourages suffering and/or acts of desperation on the part of the immigrants.

So, to reiterate, as long as our current immigration laws stay on the books, then yes, I do think employers should be prevented from hiring illegal immigrants. But I think the laws are wrong, and I hope they change. Readers of willyates.com, all zero of you, what do you think?
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Gadhafi's son admits torture

Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi's son admitted in an Al-Jazeera interview that the Bulgarian nurses and Palestinian doctor that were held in Libya for some eight years on (dubious) charges of deliberately infecting children with HIV were tortured while in custody, including by electricity and threats against their family members.

Just so we're all clear: torture is wrong, especially when you're using to extract a possibly false confession from someone. OK, glad we cleared that up.
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Homos erectus and habilis

If you're like me, you learned about Homo erectus and Homo habilis in high school and/or college, and how the order of succession/evolution goes habilis => erectus => sapiens. New findings call this picture into question. Based on some bones found in Kenya, it turns out that Homo erectus was more apelike than previously thought (it turns out the females were much smaller than the males, chimpanzee-style), and that habilis and erectus coexisted, possibly as herbivores and hunters, respectively.
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Arrest Made In Deaths of 3 N.J. Students

A 15-year-old boy was arrested in the shootings of four people, aged 18 to 20, in Newark, N.J. Three of the victims died, while the fourth has been in and out of sedation in the hospital. Robbery appears to be the motive. The victims were forced to kneel against a wall and were then shot in the head.

My question: why did the perpetrator(s) think it was a good idea to execute four people? What exactly made him think that this was the thing to do? This kind of thing shouldn't happen in America (or anywhere, for that matter), and so we need to know exactly what went wrong here, to influence future crime prevention policy.
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Russia denies firing missile at Georgia

Georgia claims that Russia fired a missile into its territory, almost hitting a village. Russia denies the allegation.
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